Tuesday, February 1, 2011

It's so friggin' exhausting to be a GIRL

    Girls have the most difficult lives; We have to:

      Shave our underarms.
        Shave our legs.
          Wax our privates.
            worry about facial hair.
              Shape our eyebrows.
                Stress over our hair length.
                  Spend hours straightening or curling our hair.
                    Have to take time to put on make-up.
                      Constantly worry about our figure.
                        Suffer the first time we make love.
                          Bleed once a month for a week.
                            Give our all to prove we're just as capable as men.
                              Carry a baby in us for 9 months.
                                Give birth.
                                  Spend outrageous amounts of money on 'fashionable' clothes.
                                    Freak out over how attractive we are.
                                      Deal with sexist comments.

                                        Sorry boys, but don't say SHIT about how being a male is so hard, you don't have to deal with half of those things.